You let a stranger touch your car?

Hey,

Before you vanish into a carb coma and pretend you like your in-laws, let's talk.

You've been letting me show up in your driveway at ungodly hours. While you're pretending to work on Zoom or bribing kids into shoes, I'm out there touching your car. Your daily driver. Your "investment vehicle." That Porsche you definitely didn't buy during a midlife crisis.

You could've washed it yourself. You didn't.

You could've trusted some random shop that uses dish soap and good vibes. You didn't do that either.

Instead, you let me handle it so you could focus on literally anything else.

That's insane. I respect it.

Here's the thing.

I run a mobile detailing business in Roseville, Rocklin, Granite Bay, Folsom, Gold River, Arden Arcade, and places where people actually have driveways. Every booking matters. Every referral matters. Every "wait my car looks incredible" text you send afterward keeps this whole operation alive.

So yeah. Thank you.

Thank you for trusting me with your stuff. Thank you for not being weird when I'm scrubbing bird crap off your hood at 7 AM. Thank you for letting me be a tiny, soap-scented part of your world.

Hope your Thanksgiving doesn't suck.

-Daniel

P.S. Bribery works.

I'm opening 8 "VIP Reset" spots in December. Past clients only. Email readers only. That's you.

If your car looks like you've been living in it (because you have), here's your chance to fix that before the holidays. You get a $75 loyalty credit toward:

1. A Premium Interior + Exterior detail, or

2. A paint enhancement with a ceramic coating quote at your place.

To claim one of the 8 spots, hit reply with "RESET" and tell me your vehicle and city. I'll send you two time slots. You pick one. Done.

P.P.S. Gift your guilt away.

If your car's already perfect because you actually use my service, you can gift your $75 credit to someone who needs it more. A friend. A family member. That coworker with the suspicious stains.

Just have them reply with your name so I know who to thank (or blame).

Only works in Roseville, Rocklin, Granite Bay, Folsom, Gold River, Arden Arcade, or the greater Sacramento area where cars exist.

You should reply now.